Once the last item is on the table, the server should place a timer on the table and hit the start button. The theme from Jeopardy will play while eating. Last one to put their utensils down pays the bill at the cashier desk. No paying at the table. Too much wasted time.
Anyone still at the table when the timer goes off will be shot with tranquilizer darts and dragged to the alley to sleep it off.
Fancy, high dollar, high rent establishments would really profit from this new efficiency plan. Every reservation seated on time.
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