Today for lunch: V8. Hummus on Wasa bread.
Tonight for dinner: Went out for Italian.
What was it Scarlett O'Hara said?....... "Tomorrow is another day."
You know, perhaps I should be inspired by Scarlett's words and write a diet book using them in the title.
I can just see it on the bestseller list. By Boomer. I will have a lovely airbrushed photo on the back cover. I will come to Barnes and Noble to autograph copies. I will be wearing Spanx under my designer suit bought with my instant wealth as my book flies off the shelves. I will be on Oprah. I know Oprah will just love my diet. Why yes! I can do this.......
The Fiddle-Dee-Dee Diet: Tomorrow Is Another Day
by
Boomer
Reserve your copies now, girls. And you can say you knew me when.......