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Old 03-30-2023, 01:08 PM
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Originally Posted by OrangeBlossomBaby View Post
Oh no - not if you're causing a scene. Just if you put your hand in your pocket. Because who knows - you could be some crazy person who hates country music trying to blend in, and NOT causing a scene. Until that one moment when you choose to reach for your glock.

I have no reason to think you're just reaching for a tissue to blow your nose. I think it's a gun. And I'm a reasonable person. So I'm gonna shoot you before you have the chance to unload your cartridge of death on random line-dancers in the square.

Apparently that is justifiable, if the criteria for whether it's reasonable to shoot someone is "they put their hand in their pocket and you therefore determine there MIGHT be a gun in that pocket."
Probably shouldn't tell you here, but I don't have a Glock. More of a gherkin, actually. Small calibre, single shot. But admit it, them line dancers got it comin'! (Nobody panick! It's just a dumb joke, OK.)