So I am a Snow Bird
So, I am a snowbird. I'm here 7 months out of the year. I Own a house here. I Pay Taxes. I Pay the amenities fees. I Pay the golf path fees. I am a resident of Florida. I VOTE here. I Do NOT tailgate, litter, swear at others, have a dog, put the trash out too early, nor any of the other things Snowbirds are accused of, so it must be the Real Villagers doing those things. I mean one person's perspective must be the truth. After all, I'm friendly. I ride my bike and make room for golf carts to pass. I stop at stop signs. I wait my turn at roundabouts. I pick up trash if I see it laying in street. So, it Can't be the Snowbirds, IT MUST be the real residents that bought the very first houses in the historic section, after all the rest of us came here from somewhere else. So, None of us must be truly the REAL residents. Unless you want to say it's all the indigenous people that were ran out of here. Don't Worry, Be Happy.
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