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Old 04-27-2023, 03:41 PM
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Driving a 2000 to 5000 lb vehicle is quite different from peeing behind a tree on a golf course.

I have seen dog owners doing it at a dog park but people have to poop and pee too.

I think they depend on Depends for poop, though.

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Originally Posted by Velvet View Post
So according to this logic:

it doesn’t count that I blew through a stop sign, because I “intended” to stop, officer. And doesn’t the manner in which I went through it, it was really fast so I wouldn’t hit anyone, count? And no one saw it, does it matter then, only your red light camera caught it.

So, in your opinion, which of those excuses would result in me being let off a ticket?