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Originally Posted by BrianL99

You nailed it.

Not only did you nail it, all the disingenuous, phony arguments and protestations from the male posters, is mind boggling. If you polled 1000 men, 999 of them would admit that at some point, they've gone behind a tree, a car door, dumpster, whatever. It's what we do, because we can.

It boggles my mind, that women are the first ones to defend their right to breast feed in public (as the should), but they're going to complain that a guy is urinating behind a tree, 500' away from them?

Anecdotal story. The 16th hole at Southern Hills Plantation in Brooksville, FL (a great course to play, only about an hour from TV) is a gorgeous, dogleg Par 5. The Tee Box is surrounded by a 50' "no cut buffer zone" of dense trees. A perfect place some late round relief.

A lawyer and his wife, bought the home closest to that Tee Box and apparently in the dead of night, cut down all the growth in the Buffer Zone, to provided themselves with a "view of the golf course" ... and of the 16th Tee Box. Apparently the wife isn't thrilled with her current view and nary a day goes by, she doesn't file a written complaint with the Club.

There are signs on every hole leading up to the 16th, to use the "facilities" on the 15th Tee ... which are locked, 24 hours a day. Members usually know the combination to use it, Guests are usually at a loss.

I've wizzed in the middle of the road on back roads - no cars in sight, no homes or businesses in sight.
Keeps the dust down in the summer, thaws the ice in the winter.