Let me get this straight.


Obama's health care plan will be:


· Written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it,

· Passed by a Congress that hasn't read it,

· Signed by a president who smokes,

· Funded by a treasury chief who did not pay his taxes,

· Overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and

· Financed by a country that is nearly broke.



What could possibly go wrong?