[Battlebasset]

I enjoyed this, but I would take issue with some of your more "racial" lines. I don't see that from anyone that I've run into. That said, let me try responding with a limerick, which is far more my speed:

There once was a man who did flee;

To Naples, to be by the sea;

He had his first hurricane;

It nearly fried his brain;

He cried "It's the inland Village's now, for me!"