I met a man the other day who said he was concerned about all the complaints made against my neighborhood about all the white crosses and other lawn decorations, and wasn't I up in arms about that?
I just kinda had to chuckle about that. Here in the "historic section" tacking pink flamingo lawn decorations are ALLOWED. We don't have that particular deed restriction. Our tacky pink flamingos still need to be placed on "well-kept" lawns with proper edging, not overgrown beyond 4 inches in height, with no shrubbery more than 4 feet high and no fences. We have a bunch of other restrictions too. But - lawn decorations are not listed among them.
So complain away, ladies and gents. I'll be on the front lawn with my concrete gargoyles, clay turtles, and ceramic ducks, waving to Community Standards as they drive on past.
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