Bare,
First of all I'm sorry that Lollipop would get tangled up with a skunk. Teddy is much to smart to mingle with something like that. He'd much rather run at the dog park, jump in the little plastic kiddie pool, then roll in the sand. And I'm not laughing. Much!
Maybe you might ask Fumar. I'm sure he has a solution.
Bloody Mary Mix.
Hell ya might as well get a bottle of vodka while you're at it.