I don't know about you, but I'm always trying to think of ways to give more money to Fortune 500 utility companies! I wonder if Xfinity has an "insurance" plan I can sign up for? I'm pretty sure I own those wires, too, and they're also covered by my homeowners insurance! That poor Xfinity bunch barely gets five times what I used to pay for my old ATT phone service!
Come to think of it, what about those poor Florida insurance companies? I'm only paying double for my little concrete Florida house, over what I paid in Texas for a big frame house and two barns -- 10 miles from the nearest firestation, that survived three hurricanes and two floods while I lived in there! Those Florida guys must barely be eaking out a living! Maybe they have some driveway or tree insurance I could buy, just to help 'em out!
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