OP, I’m pretty sure you were just firing for effect when you wrote that shotgun thing. I know you cannot be actually planning to start shooting in TV.
Although I like seeing birds, raptors, too, we don’t have bird feeders, not in TV nor in Ohio.
TV houses are so close together that I appreciate the observation that none of our neighbors have bird feeders either…..
Why?
Palm Rats!! 
Boomer