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Originally Posted by cabo35

Go for it Boomer! Here's the backdrop, opening line lifted from Muncle's Charlie Brown.

It was a dark and stormy night......... Boomer was feeling the buzz from the three margarita's rapidly consumed to brace herself for entering the forbidden pit from hell that had just come into the hazy glow of her Prius headlights. The eerie rumble of rolling thunder was an ominous harbinger of what was about to unfold. She suddenly realized her diminished, margarita induced, perception as she attempted to park. The front end of the Prius gently tapped one of the black Harleys parked at the curb. She gave a sigh of relief when it wobbled but didn't fall.

The old roadhouse pub had been a speak easy rumored to have been a hideout for public enemies Ma Barker, Alvin Karpis and the boys when they hid out from Elliot Ness in the lawless 30's. The irony of a haven for outcasts caused a begrudged grin to break the tension on Boomer's face as she opened the thick, heavy door. Immediately, the foggy stench of stale cigar smoke and beer hit her like a wall. As she turned quickly to retreat, through the haze she caught a glimpse of her friend Chelsea sitting in a corner listening intently to her Ipod. She knew Chelsea had entered the forbidden room in spite of the fact that she was working off charges for disrupting a Sarah Palin rally earlier in the week. Boomer knew the penalty was harsh. The terms cruel, unusual and torture took on new meaning when the silver haired jurist fined Chels $100 and ordered her to listen to rebroadcasts, selected by Bucco and BTK, of Rush Limbaugh and Glen Beck for 48 straight hours. As she started toward Chelsea, she noticed the usual forbidden forum suspects emerge from the smoky mist. There, huddled in a corner were................................

Boomer? Anybody?

.....tony, talk host, BobKat1, and l2ridehd; their table was close to the kitchen door - was that so they could overhear the kitchen banter or so they could make a quick getaway? jojo was returning to the table with a tray of thirst quenchers but tripped and the liquids sprayed across the table like falling rain and quenched the attendance list that talk host had tried to hide in his copy of the Daily Sun. Could it be that jojo tripped because there appeared to be a spectre floating about the table? Could it be the spirit of Sean Hannity or ........................