[Marmaduke]

Originally Posted by OrangeBlossomBaby

Except - that doesn't happen. Unlike many people, Mark has very astute situational awareness. He watches constantly, and is much more considerate of the space around him than the average fungus-toed, cigar-smoking, drink-spilling, loudmouth buffoon who stumbles into you on the square perimeter.

(seriously, fungus-toed guy, whoever you are - put some socks on those hushpuppies, that's DISGUSTING. And lower your voice, and stop using your hands to animate your conversations while holding your drink, and blow that cigar smoke away from the rest of humanity, please and thank you.)

Me thinks thou doth protest too much.