[Tweety Bird]

This is starting to sound like a Saturday Night Sitcom. I'm beginning to think that either the soup bowl is not sturdy enough or too rocky OR there should be bibs with catch-pockets for the elderly that can't keep a bowl of soup steady. You can turn your bib over and spill it back into the bowl. Voila! Imagine waiters handing out bibs to everyone that orders bowls of soup? If restaurants have bibs for lobster eaters, perhaps it's time for bibs to be handed out to soup eaters. Now..another technique is putting a towel between yourself and the soup ON the table. Especially if one's stomach protrudes with tire-like dimensions.