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Old 08-08-2023, 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted by CoachKandSportsguy View Post
LOL! I would love to see the police report on that one! how was he caught, in the act? sleepwalking defense? restitution? support payments? LOL!
The story got better and better. He was caught by the farmer who heard the pig squeal. When interviewed by the local newspaper, the farmer stated that he couldn’t tell whether the pig was squealing in “pain or delight”.
We’ve always wondered what the wife was like that he felt the need to leave her bed to ***k a pig