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Originally Posted by golfing eagles
The story got better and better. He was caught by the farmer who heard the pig squeal. When interviewed by the local newspaper, the farmer stated that he couldn’t tell whether the pig was squealing in “pain or delight”.
We’ve always wondered what the wife was like that he felt the need to leave her bed to ***k a pig
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How quickly we deviate from the topic at hand! But hilarious nevertheless.
We had dinner with a friend and his wife last night who are missionaries. They told a story about how they had taken a group of students to Marrakesh, Morocco. A local guy offered to trade his camel for one of the women in the group. I was tempted to ask how many camels is the going price for a woman in Marrakesh but thought the better of it considering the company.