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Originally Posted by JMintzer
""Financial payments from the drug industry to US physicians are common."
Wait, what? WHERE'S MY MONEY???
The most I ever got was donuts...  |
You got donuts????? Really?????
I'm pretty sure I've prescribed 10x as many drugs as you, just by the nature of our specialties, but I never got a donut. That sucks. I feel cheated!!! Maybe the NIH confiscated my donuts
But I'm pretty sure if I could have caused some phocomelia with thalidomide they would have given me 2 donuts. And maybe a croissant for every case of gyn cancer from DES. But if I revive the treatment protocols of Theodoric of Yok, medieval barber, I might get a hamburger from Mcdonald's. NAH!