[JMintzer]

Originally Posted by golfing eagles

You got donuts????? Really?????

I'm pretty sure I've prescribed 10x as many drugs as you, just by the nature of our specialties, but I never got a donut. That sucks. I feel cheated!!! Maybe the NIH confiscated my donuts

But I'm pretty sure if I could have caused some phocomelia with thalidomide they would have given me 2 donuts. And maybe a croissant for every case of gyn cancer from DES. But if I revive the treatment protocols of Theodoric of Yok, medieval barber, I might get a hamburger from Mcdonald's. NAH!