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Old 08-25-2023, 10:53 PM
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Originally Posted by BrianL99 View Post
Get a couple of quotes. Bundle enough cash to pay the insurance bill.

Flush the bundle down the toilet. That will save you the expense of forwarding it to the Insurance company and you'll get the exact same value as you would get from the insurance policy.

Just like Dental Insurance, the insurance company is going to charge you approximately 1.3 - 1.5 times the average amount you would spend of vet care, in a year. The odds vastly favor not having insurance. That's how the insurance business works.
No more live pets for me. Teddy bears are the perfect pets. Never poop or pee in the house. Never snub the pet food. Never need to go "walkies" in the rain. Never wake me up to go out or to get fed. Never knock over things of their own accord. And they are always where you left them, just waiting to give you unlimited love and understanding.
But, one is getting a bit dirty and wrinkled. I wonder if I should buy insurance incase he needs to go to the doll hospital. Or should I give him a bath in the washing machine?