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Old 09-10-2023, 07:24 AM
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Originally Posted by golfing eagles View Post
But you forgot one thing: God forbid you have a cardiac arrest, but if so, pray there is a chiropractor present to resuscitate you and bring you "back from the dead", unless there is also a PhD in gender studies who knows how to place a pacing Swan-Ganz catheter. (It's like a Band-Aid, only different)

PS: Strangely enough, I returned from Europe last week and imported COVID. Actually, I was pretty sick for a while---T 103.7 and pulse ox dropped to 84%. Fortunately, I was able to find a chiropractor that knew that COVID is caused by spinal subluxation and had just the right "adjustment" to cure it.
I am looking forward to the ridiculous posts about our exchange. I will need a good chuckle. It will provide me some needed relief from all those boring court proceedings I have attend.