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Originally Posted by ejp52
ARRGGH! Boomer,fetch me a mug of grog and lets hear your saucy wench voice.  |
Avast! Ye braggin’ brawlin’ swaggerin’ bad buccaneer,
Oh thar’s mighty good grog to be fetched, in me fine establishment here.
Me inn be the finest o' inns on any island,
So thar be me rules that ye git to understand.
Leave that smelly parrot in the tree thar right by the door,
An’ shine up them boots ‘fore ye stride across me floor.
I see them sprogs 'n' bilge rats hidin’ thar ‘hind yer back,
Ye tell ‘em to do what I say er I’ll give ‘em a smack.
On yer honor, I be lettin’ ye keep yer sword at yer side,
But it better not brandish nor flash er I be knowin’ ye lied.
And I best be seein’ lots o’ doubloons and pieces o’ eight,
It be cash on the barrelhead here that be sealin' yer fate.
When ye enter me inn, it not be to scrimp or to scrounge,
Fer that, I be pointin' ye down the road, to the Landlubbers' Limbo Lounge.
Ye see me bouncer Davy Tony o’er thar by the bar, whar he counts up me loot,
Ye break me rules, ye be feelin' the toe o’ his boot.
And now with yer promise to drink, dance, sing, and obey,
Yer table be ready, Cap’n, so please let me show ye the way………..
And a Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day to All
Boomer, CEW (Chief Executive Wench) and Proprietress of
The Mermaid's Tale Inn (I be thinkin' o' issuin' an IPO.)