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Originally Posted by Rich Iwaszko
So a golfer hits his ball onto a home owners property, he goes in and the homeowner is sitting in a lawn chair, the golfer asks, Did you see my ball? the homeowner opens his hand and says, You mean MY ball now. The golfer goes back to his bag and gets a ball and presents it to the homeowner. The homeowner says, Whats this for? The golf responds, every man(**) ought to have 2.
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A house on Lopez has a sign in their yard that says “free beer, tomorrow”. So I knocked on his door and asked for my free beer, he said the sign say’s tomorrow. I explained that I played yesterday so it’s now tomorrow. He went in the house and got my free beer saying he was wondering if anyone would ever think of that angle.