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Old 11-02-2023, 11:58 AM
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I've got an EV and I'm looking to get rid of it and buy a gas car.

Before I get a gas car, I've got a bunch of questions:
- I hear they run on gasoline, will that explode in my garage?
- How will I fuel up the car when the gas station is closed?
- What comes out of the tailpipe, won't that kill things?
- The engine is in front, will fumes leak out the vents into the car?
- When I put fuel in the car, can I catch a virus from the pump handle? Do the gas stations clean the pumps?
- What's the range?
- What's it like going to an unfamiliar gas station along a highway? Are they safe?
- What's a "tune-up?"
- What's "periodic maintenance?"
- There's a huge heavy motor in the front, if I get into an accident won't that get shoved into the car?
- I hear the engines and all that stuff get really hot! Can I drive over grass without setting it on fire?
- With all that extra weight up high, won't the car roll over easier than an EV?

Hee hee, just kidding, I don't want a gas car.