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Originally Posted by TCRSO
How does one apply to become a real estate sales associate with the Villages Real Estate Sales
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First & foremost you must be a convincing liar. They administer a polygraph exam and the applicant must be able to lie and fool the machine on 95% of the questions.
Practice Q&A:
Q: Where were you born?
A: The moon
Q: Is the property in compliance?
A: Yes. We would never sell a home that is not in compliance.
Q: Will the amenity fees go much higher?
A: No, they are capped.
Q: Is this a gated community?
A: Of course.
Q: Does Community Watch do real policing or just ride around & wave?
A: Real policing.
Q: Is traffic congestion a problem.
A: No. The local roads are lightly traveled.
You get the idea...make those lies so convincing that you almost believe them yourself.
Good luck & best wishes!