
11-26-2023, 08:48 AM
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Originally Posted by The Chipster
For all of you carnivores, here are some fancy restaurant specials to try:
* The All-You-Can-Eat Cardiac Arrest
* The EMT Bone-In Special
* Coronary Clogger Delight
* The Elevated Blood-Pressure Plate
* special desert: Statin Enhanced Ice Cream Pie
(sorry, this was all done in good humor (sort of). BTW, any idea why we evolved with flat teeth instead of canine teeth?
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