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Old 10-07-2009, 11:08 AM
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You must not have heard what I consider to be the official joke of The Villages:

A man sits down next to a woman at Spanish Springs. Man says, “Mind if I sit here?” “Oh, no” says the woman. “I haven’t seen you around here before.”
“I used to live here,” says the man, “but I just got out of prison for killing my wife.”
“Oh,” says the woman, “… so you’re single.”

2 left feet? Not to worry.
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