It's all nature, nothing is wrong. Everything is great. Look at all the stuff we get for our modest amenity fee! Activities, beautiful landscaping, stores and restaurants! Just think about how horrible it is everywhere else! Remember you could be living next to a federal prison. Or you could have alligators in your back yard. Or you could have substandard hospital care! Or you could have to pay more for your home insurance than anywhere else in the country! Or you could live in a development in an area known for sinkholes and wake up one day to discover your driveway no longer exists! Or you could live in a state that has boil water notices SOMEWHERE in it, every week! Or - or -
oh wait. Hm. Nope we live in the best community, of the best state in the country and should be grateful and thankful, and never complain or criticize.
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