The New CEO
So the new CEO decides it's time to rid the company of slackers. On a tour of the facilities, he notices a guy leaning against a wall. The room was full of workers.
Seeing a chance to show he meant business, he says to the guy, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young man says, "I make $400. Why?"
The CEO says, "Wait right here." He walks back to his office and comes back in two minutes. He hands the guy $1,600 in cash and says, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now get out and don't come back!"
Feeling like a boss now, the CEO looks around and says, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goofball's job was around here?"
From across the room, a voice says, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
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