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Old 02-01-2024, 09:58 AM
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Originally Posted by tophcfa View Post
That’s way too low tech. What’s needed is thermal heat sensors that detect the dog pooping and trigger an orbiting satellite to snap a picture of the dog walker which goes through facial recognition software to identify the perpetrator and then instantaneously debits their bank account for the appropriately calibrated fine based on the size and consistency of the poop.
Awesome! Hit them where it hurts. 🙃