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Originally Posted by RustyandEthel
My best dinner was my first meal after I got released from prison. Just a simple Big Mac and fries. I served 35 years for elder abuse and aggravated manslaughter.
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Originally Posted by Two Bills
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Overheard at Mallory Country Club
3 single women sitting together, when a dark haired stranger walks by.
One of the women turns around to talk with him and asks who he is and where he's from.
"I'm new here and just move to TV", he says.
The women ask, "so where are you from?" He hesitates and then says, "I'd rather not say".
"Oh come on, you can tell us," they reply.
"Well, I just got released from Prison last week. I served 30 years for killing my wife and hiding her body parts in a freezer."
One of the women jumps in ... "Oh wow, so now you're single? Why don't you sit down and join us.?"