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Old 03-16-2024, 05:00 AM
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Originally Posted by fdpaq0580 View Post
Maybe I can help. I speak "dog". Translation: I was fine at home. Take me home! I said home! Turn around, dammit! This freaking cart is noisy, stinky and rides like crap. You drive like the Tasmanian devil. You scare the pee out of me. Dear God-dog, PLEASEmake him/her take me home where my food is, and the world isn't filled with noisy, stinky, scary carts and cars! Holy lawn droppings! PLEASE, NOT THE SQUAREEEEEEE. I swear, I will jump out of this demon cart and try to face plant on the curb! Somebody, please, kill me! My owner hates me! Where is a hungry gator when you need one! TAKE ME HOME!
Translation complete. Some graphic cursing was edited out.
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