Is a Florida summer worse than a New York winter? OMG yes! In August, it often exceeds 90 degrees for days on end! The humidity lingers at 70% for hours and hours until the rain comes and shoots it all the way up to 100%! The wind howls perpetually at 10 mph! Your electric meter spins like a top as your A/C labors against the onslaught! Heck, last year it broke 100 at least twice! And don't even get me started on the hurricanes! Imagine the horror! Even worse, if you could stand to venture out into this hellish landscape, the golf courses are a deserted! You'd have to play alone without the pleasant half-hour party with your friends as you wait for your tee time! Heck, this place is so deserted in August that you won't even find anyone at BJ's to help you figure out the gas pump!
For crying out loud, people! If you have a home elsewhere to escape to, then run for your lives the moment it breaks 80! Seriously, you don't need to stay here more than a couple of pleasant 50 degree months in the winter to deposit the manna we Florida victims need to survive in this hellish place. Save yourselves!
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