A home insurance executive, a TV lawyer, and a Tallahassee bureaucrat are out at the dog park one sunny Florida afternoon. Naturally they start talking about how smart their dogs are. Soon a bet is laid. So the insurance guy says to his dog “Adjuster, do your thing!” So Adjuster builds a complete disaster avoidance model out of dog biscuits. The TV Lawyer says t”that’s nothing, Litigator show them what you can do!” Litigator the dog proceeds to build a model of the County courthouse out of dog biscuits, complete in every detail. They were all impressed, but the Tallahassee bureaucrat says watch this! Coffeebreak, show them up. So Coffeebreak tears up the disaster plan, wreaks the courthouse, eats all the dog biscuits, and runs off with the other dogs’ girlfriends. Needless to say, we all know whose dog won the bet.
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