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Originally Posted by alwann
. The other day, I asked the guy doing the mowing why my grass looks stressed and brown after cutting, compared to my neighbor's. He could only guess. Well, at least he didn't blame it on El Nino.
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And here's one.......
Ever notice when you hire these dorks to maintain your lawn and you
ask why it doesn't look right and they answer
IT'S ALWAYS YOUR FAULT.
Your watering to much.
Your watering to little.
Your cutting to short
The suns to bright.
Your to fat
Your wife is having a affair.