[Shipping up to Boston]

Originally Posted by Blueblaze

If it's through The Villages personal real estate office, and their pet closing office, good luck with that.

The day I closed on my fully-furnished CYV, I inspected the home on the way to closing to discover that the sellers had stolen the best chair in the house. It was on the contract inventory and I had a photo of the seller's agent sitting in the chair.

Despite my photo and the contract inventory, both the sellers and their agent claimed the chair was not included, and I would lose my $10,000 deposit if I refused the deal. The Villages pet closing agent agreed. But good news! My Villages fake realtor negotiated $100 for a $900 chair! Then they held me up for 30 minutes after the closing on various made-up issues, while the sellers were released.

I drove straight to the house, to discover the seller's Mercedes SUV in my driveway, with the master bedroom TV stand and TV in the back. I found them in my living room, having used their illegally retained key for entry. They were in the process of stealing my big-screen TV. We had words, and they called me a "Dumb Okie", apparently for stupidly thinking that a contract means what it says. I called the Villages pet law enforcement office -- the Sumter Country Sheriff -- who, after hearing the details, told me to take it up with my closing agent.

Bad window, you say? Suck it up! Whadaya think this is Oklahoma or somethin'?

Where's Grady Judd when you need him? Under the same scenario you described, at least in Polk County....under arrest