Late one chilly evening, a fellow who had a few too many drinks, decided to walk home from the pub. It started to rain, so he took a shortcut through the cemetery and fell into an empty grave.
An hour later, another drunk decided to take the same shortcut. As he was passing by the open grave, he heard the first drunk calling, "Help me! I'm freezing down here!" To which the second drunk said, "Of course your freezing, you bloody fool! You've kicked off all your dirt!"
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