Young hot wife asks husband to fix the wobbly kitchen cabinet. He notes that it is a broken hinge and removes it. He gives it to his wife and sends her to the hardware store with instructions to buy the exact same hinge.
At the hardware store, she shows the hinge to the clerk and asks for a replacement. While he is finding the correct item, she notices a beautiful faucet that would look great in her kitchen. The clerk tells her that it is very expensive because it is made of solid gold.
At the cash register, he asks the woman: "do you want a screw for this hinge?"
She replies: "no, but I will for that faucet"
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