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Originally Posted by MikeVillages
I've been getting private messages asking about the piano club. They meet on the first Wednesday of the month at Laurel Manor, 3pm. It is a free club, people volunteer to play the piano. Some are great, some are ok. Even if you don't play, all are welcome. Oh, The president often starts with a joke like the one I used starting this tread.
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Lots of GREAT jokes. Keep them coming. 
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Did you hear about the terrible accident the other night just outside the villages on a 2 lane county road? A pickup driver in his 80's was driving as the sun was setting and didn't see the 2 guys walking along the berm of the road and hit them.
One of the guys went flying through the windshield and the other went flying 100' into the weeds. Sumter Cty sheriffs evaluated the incident and no tickets were issued to the driver.
But, tickets were instead issued to the 2 pedestrians. The man that went through the windshield was issued a ticket for "breaking and entering" and the other guy got a ticket for "leaving the scene" of the accident. LOL