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Originally Posted by thelegges
So pep talk at tilted kilt prior to opening….
“Even those these guys are old, over weight, bald, just keep smiling, they imagine you are attracted to only them and make sure you call them sweetie.”
Then in your mind remember a bunch of great grandpa’s help pay for next semester, and your 20 something boyfriend or girlfriend is waiting to pick you up tonight.
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Heh. Memories (and the associated fantasies) do improve with age.
Or as John McEnroe would say it "the older I get, the better I used to be".