Golf
I heard from an unreliable source that Tiger and his wife were playing a round of midnite golf and one of them cheated by not counting all of their strokes.
The ensuing argument lead to a scratching contest. They broke the car windows and faked an accident to cover up their fight.
They left their kids alone for one minute and rumour has it that the kids will be suing them for neglegence. The court will probably give custody of the kids to Mark Omeara.
The various mistresses are going to sue also. Lawyers figure that Tiger will lose all of his money and be on welfare.
He will lose his playing card and return to the Nations Tour to try to requalify
for the regular PGA tour.
His various charity organizations are already thinking of returning some of his donations because they expect him to be so needy.
His CPA's are worried because he deducted the donations. When they are returned they will be taxable so his Lawyers will be asking the judge to leave Tiger with enough to pay his taxes. The mistresses it is said will probably not agree to these requests.
When I get more updates from my sources I will bring them to you as fast as I can because I see how important Tiger's private life is to you.
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