No one's ever left a bag of poop at the edge of my driveway. But if they did and I saw who it was, I'd absolutely pick the bag up and deliver it to THEIR driveway.
Because unlike them, I'm not somehow perfectly capable of holding a leash to walk my 30-pound dog, but tragically incapable of holding the end of a baggy with less than half a pound of crap in it.
In addition, there is no "on the way back" that I've seen. Most people start at their house, walk in one direction, and go around the block, ending back at their house. They don't take a second trip to pick up their bags of crap.
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