[graciegirl]

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

· What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

· Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

· What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

· Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

· Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They said to named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."

· Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?: Cheetah

· Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?

· Hello Mister Woods this is the On Star operator we have detected that an angry person has put a golf club through your window, we are contacting Nike for a replacement club.

· Heck who amongst us doesn't hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest golf club we can find??!!!