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Originally Posted by graciegirl
Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.
· What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
· Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.
· What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing
· Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.
· Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They said to named Elin Woods..."clubs you can beat Tiger with."
· Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family--his new name?: Cheetah
· Since Tiger drives an Escalade, can he blame the accident on his caddy?
· Hello Mister Woods this is the On Star operator we have detected that an angry person has put a golf club through your window, we are contacting Nike for a replacement club.
· Heck who amongst us doesn't hear a car crash and immediately grab the closest golf club we can find??!!!
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One of my training directors once said, "The tall trees take the breeze". Tiger is the tallest tree in sports. Now he's in a hurricaine.