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Originally Posted by tony
Boomer,
What? I see the titles have returned to the original.
I see that I am still entitled the same, and rightly so.
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Dear Mr. Tony, Mr. Admin, Sir:
This post is a test. That's right. A test.
I feel that I have made it quite clear that I do not want the title "Golden Eagle" bestowed upon me. And I have given my reasons. I found myself fretting away in a post about connotation and denotation of words. I was acting like some kind of English major. It was most stressful to find myself behaving in such a way. And so I now have to make an appointment with a massage therapist/message therapist and I think I will send the bill to TOTV.
I have endured the slings and arrows of outrageous accusations that I am an English major. But how can I be an English major? Much of the time I do not write in complete sentences. And I split infinitives all the time. And you know what else? I like splitting infinitives. Yes, I do.
Mr. Tony, I know that you are worried that your own secret English majorness is out there now. And so you try to deflect the suspicion. You try so hard to turn the tables. And you protest. Ah yes, methinks thou doth protest too much, Mr. Tony. It is all so transparent.
The Golden Eagle thing is fine for anybody who wants to be a Golden Eagle when they hit post 2000. But it's just not me. I just want to be Boomer. Just Boomer. Ohhhhh, why 2K? Why oh why 2K?????
So now, here is the test. I will find out. I will find out as soon as I hit submit and this thing posts. For a long time, Mr. Tony, you have called me an English major. But now I will find out if you are also giving me the bird.
Boomer