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Old 12-03-2009, 07:52 PM
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Wow... this thread could trump the Sarah thread.

Anyway.... If you read the today released police reports of the neighbors who were 1st on the scene of the accident. No broken car windows, no golf clubs, no Elin.... Tiger confused, "snoring", asking for help.

My new guess: Elin confronts Tiger earlier Thanksgiving night (Tiger's mom and Elin's mom are in the house). Tiger and Elin retreat to their bedroom,,,, she slaps him damn hard across the chops. He takes an Ambien or two so he can go to sleep...Uh Oh... confused, somnolent (a COMMON Ambien rx) Tiger ends up behind the wheel of the car and barely makes it outta the driveway... CRASH.

I wish I was better at figuring out what possesses a man with a stunning wife and two beautiful children and the entire world at his fingertips to screw (no pun intended) it up for a roll on the hay!? I gotta go back and read Genesis.