You're so lucky! Riley's favorite toy is this rubber chicken that screams like somebody strangling a baby.
He loves this toy so much that he'll bring it to you for a tug-o-war, but the moment it feels like he's pulling hard enough to break it, he drops it so you'll throw it, instead. Rubber toys usually last about three days, but he's taken such good care of this one that he's had it for a month, and hasn't even broken the squeaker (screamer). He pouts and whines like a child if you take it away.
I swear, it's a mystery the Sheriff hasn't shown up to investigate child abuse. My neighbors must need new hearing aids.
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