
09-13-2024, 07:24 AM
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Sage
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Originally Posted by ThirdOfFive
Careful!! The DB (Decibel Police) start their rounds at 8 PM sharp every evening. They're often disguised as two little old ladies riding around the neighborhoods in golf carts (sometimes even carrying clipboards) but can be easily recognized by the whip antenna on the back of the cart. Their standard is "mourning dove at 10 yards". If you're making sounds in excess of that after 8 PM---well, expect a knock on your door.
Oh--and absolutely NO ARGUING (unless done in a whisper, but who does that??). I'd post lookouts.
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LOL! 
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