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Old 11-16-2024, 10:36 AM
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I'm Jewish. I have exactly seven space lasers. I'll give you one of them in exchange for lifetime comprehensive health care with 0 premium, 0 copay, 0 deductible, 0 out of pocket expense, including prescription meds, durable medical equipment, vision, and dental.

You wouldn't be able to control the weather in California with it but you should be able to water your lawn every 2nd day with 15 minutes of rain, and add a shield to the atmosphere over your head for when everyone else's hurricanes and tornadoes start coming through.

Whatcha say hm?
My Best Man at my wedding was Jewish. Can you get it for wholesale? After all, we are almost family.