Boomer, I thorougly enjoyed your kitchen saga, especially the parts about Mr. Boomer, your daughter Boomette-- too cute!--, your astute take on manufacturers substituting extended warranties for quality products-- too

-- and the "Biscotti with Cocoa Glaze" marketing name for cream-colored cabinets.
Hope you get many years hassle-free enjoyment from your new Christmas kitchen.
p.s., I'll keep you posted if my Maytag latch bites the dust.